he is at the lunchroom.

saving the world?

now that aaron is here, crime should be reduced by at least two hundred and five percent.

STAY TUNED...for the freshest aaron levinger ever

aaron was spotted today cooling off in an alleyway in the LES...

with one look at the sunny sunday afternoon crowd he quickly realized he needed to ditch the giants shirt for a new superhip, giant-sized wardrobe and took a seat while the superhip kids danced in their raybans and undies, played that funkay music, and blew bubbles outside the american apparel rummage sale. notice the stack of boxes all full of aaron's new giantsized superhip summer lineup.

victorious 

get that corn out of my face!

wtf is aaron doing? this is sabrina and lauren reporting live. two hours later live bitch. prospect park. raining. saturday.bbq.beer.aaron.wtf? eating corn in the rain, near the tree, near the guy with the yellow shirt.

KOUSY all the way from the WestCoast

Ali K is the new kous in tha house. She loves those levingers man...she is ready to dedicate herself to the blog. She loves that bitachness!?

TOP SHELF

Sabrina ina cant reach that top shelf shit...that martinellis is crazy...so aaron obviously got it for her. He is so vip.

Celebrity Following

Zach wants to know...

hey girl (max)

well girl, i guess this is like your introduction (uction). as you can see, you are the first thing on our minds when we wake up in our hats. do you like this hat? it would look good with your jhorts you are wearing right now. see you in two hours and fifty minutes. two hours and forty nine. 

forty seven.

i said, open your eyes.

obre los ojos.

Til tomorrow

MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY PEEPS IN THE STREET and in the apts

VICTORIOUS-Blog Photographer

Because she knows how to handle the frozen desserts...like a champ..maybe she should start a camp oh wait she did its called ice cream sandwich parade...its about the best place ever. EVERYONE smiles when they see her asian hot face.. like a hot plate. on a cold day. Kisses. 

Introducing the INDIAN-Hold on to your panties ladies

SHMAVID-Gayvid?

You choose... as he likes LUUUUDacris because it was pretty raw. Thanks AARON-He lost his phone but ludacris was raw? He dances to that bengali shmati. He picks from the apple from the tree and then shakes his silly peee weeeee. JK ok 

ZZZZZ . ?

Well sons...the night is done. WTF is aaron doing? well as you can see he is really having a nice sleepy sesh with his mr. pillow friend. We shall see WTF Aaron is doing tomorrow. Peace. Peaches. Hasta Luego for you burrito heads with guacamle and SALSAAAAAAAAAAAA. 

here i is

as i sit here, drinking whiskey and wanting to punch david in the fucking face...i think to myself, what the fuck is aaron doing? you know? its like what the fuck, aaron? what are you doing?its sabrina (ina) and aaron is sitting with his eyes half open, vicki just said "aaron, you are looking tan, girl" it was awesome. because aaron is not a girl, you see? he is a boy, son.

The HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST x 2

SAY HELLO TO YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS! The editorial directors of WTF is Aaron doing

Sabrina Ina:
Sabrina hails from the coast that is the most..she has some tats...its like robert pats..your know theguy from twilght it really might might be the kewlest beezie from down under...she has a wittle munster....CHEESE!!!! She really is the contributing editor!!!!! she makes a ROAR! IT is true so read it SHMORE. Marshmellows, Chocolates. Grahmes.

Shmoren Loren :

Like Loren Daindridge the dillinghamers. You know that little toodle from shmoodle foodle (SF) She writes like the galloping horses in the wind...So fast you cant get a word in..WHAT?Exactly. Word to your mother. Brother.

PUSHUPS

AARON IS FEKIN DOING 5 pushups right now....courtesy of David.

THIS IS WHO AARON IZ

There is a little chalupa named aaron...he likes house music and girls with no butts. It is pretty crays. Peonis are his favortie flower. He knows how to plant a garden. It is pretty crazy girl. He is very tall. Skinny is something he is sometimes called. Gumby Green Bean Gumby. So he is on the phone right now. That is WTF Aaron is doing,

URINATION

Aaron is peeing and doing 2 pushups...tevs. Sabrina is with him too girls.

Aaron is drinking and peeing

picture to follow....